About The Guide

Pleasure, is nice.

It can be really nice.

We’d all benefit from having more Pleasure in our lives.

But what’s most Pleasure you’ve ever experienced?

Eating the most incredible meal of your life? Going on your dream holiday? Finally kissing that person you’ve had a crush on for months? Making love with someone, knowing that you’re both deeply in love with one another? Holding your newborn child in your arms? That time you took ecstasy with your friends in Ibiza, when Paul Oakenfold was playing and you danced through the sunrise? The best orgasm you ever had?

How about bliss? Is bliss different to Pleasure? What’s the most bliss you’ve ever experienced?

What about ecstasy? What about euphoria?

In reality, there are levels of Pleasure that far exceed anything most people have ever experienced, in intensity, in duration, and in the otherworldly way that they feel. Some go beyond what words are capable of describing. They need to be experienced to be believed, let alone begin to be understood.

This is where The Guide comes in.

Taking techniques from the Sex Positivity and Prostate Play Movements, Classical Tantra, Neo-Tantra, Yoga, Buddhism, Ecstatic Dance, and more, The Guide contains easy-to-follow instructions to awaken abilities capable of generating these levels of Pleasure in everyone.

The Guide is designed to be used at home, to take little effort and to generate results quickly. It can be incorporated in busy modern lives very easily as it does not require you to commit to hours of meditation, breathing or chanting exercises every day, or to go to group classes or lengthy retreats, or to become spiritual or religious, and definitely does not require you to abstain from masturbation or sex.

The Guide is written in a non-spiritual / non-religious style but it can be incorporated easily in most spiritual systems and religions without compromising their core tenets and principles. There is nothing in The Guide that could be considered blasphemous or sacrilegious in any way.

That said, The Guide does contain graphic descriptions of sex and drug use, and there are some naughty words. Should that offend you, please refer to Pg 1 – relax, let go, let the Pleasure take control. This is not some cheap slogan, it is a set of instructions for a path to extreme Pleasure and for a happier, more fulfilling life – so go fix yourself a nice drink, put on your favourite music, treat yourself to the finest cannabis money can buy, and join the party – everyone is invited.

The pdf of The Guide will always be free to download on the website www.thehedonistsguidetothegalaxy.org. The author developed The Guide with the intention that it reach as many people as possible, so feel free to send the pdf to anyone, post it online, print and distribute it as-is¹, teach classes based on it, and spread awareness of it in any way you like. The only things the author requests are that costs / profits of any taught classes or retreats be kept to a minimum to broaden access, and most importantly, that no abuse of any sort is involved. Additional techniques may be included in updates to The Guide in future, but as the brilliant Douglas Adams wrote in his budget travel-focused Guide, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.” Please remember this always.

¹Permission is not granted to print and sell The Guide as a book

Contents / The Guide